I joined the Matt and Amanda bidding buzz programme in Australias Las vegas - Surfers paradise. Amanda is a driven blonde who couldve come from the western suburbs of Sydney -- she speaks like this "Hello darls how youz goin" I went to a conference and it was sickening, the conference wasnt there to help anyone but themselves!! They use the time to give a few peanuts and then the hard shlock sell by their so called "guests" One pete Godfrey (sorry God!) was another shlock salesperson who comes from Mackay..is that the right name. All these pretend nouveau riche have one thing in common, they sell you a programme to sell you more. I have never bought a prg but Im ashamed to say I bought theirs. "Yes were there to help youz for the life of your biziness darl" Amanda spoke to me and then I never saw her again after I handed over over 5k. Yes throw darts at me Im a fool. The conference we paid to go to offered more programmes for up to 50k!!! Yikes they have no shame whatsover. Their consciences have been killed if they ever had one. I wanted some "human" contact and went up to Matt... whooaahh... talk about used car salesman from the gold coast, shirt open smelling of 1990s brut or was it 1980s eau savage, savage indeed
So Im having a little fun, why not eh, hope you all read this. Amanda kept calling her beau Matt or in QLD language M... e... r... tt (rhymes with fart) sexy darl. Then I felt I was in biblical times dancing around the golden calf when Matt and Amanda coerced people to sing a trite little ditty to Surfers dance music
"Ebay we love you MUNEE MUNEE MUNEE Ebay we love you MUNEE MUNEE MUNEEEbay we love you MUNEE MUNEE MUNEEEbay we love you MUNEE MUNEE MUNEEEbay we love you MUNEE MUNEE MUNEE..."
I kid you not. The lights go down, theres a hush, "OK people we only have 3 hours for some lucky people to join our 20k programme, dont miss out we will give you... blah blah blah..." and to my amazement people actually fell for this stuff including the 50k programme
Now I notice that there are defenders of sexy Matt and career woman shark eyed Amanda but I suggest that on this blog they are themselves or people who work for them. It is..Im getting serious now... shameful that the hard working people I met who all had a heart fell for this crap and how heartless Matt and Amanda really are. yes they give to Starlight foundation (so they say) but this is 100% tax deductibel and I can hear the financial advisor telling them
"Look gold chain Matt and shark eyes Amanda this is an incredible lurk, give muneee to a foundation and people will think yer honest -- hic -- spit cmon in les Patterson i was jes talkin to Mert n Amanda... yeah..."
Its sad I gave them over 5 thousand hard earned dollars and if you read this and I can save you some heartache then at least i wont feel so bad about it --- STAY AWAY ---- BAD NEWS!!!
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