Vodafone
Service

Vodafone never is able to answer a call on their customer service number in a reasonable time. They have used automated answering systems and outsourced their operator services to the lowest paid countries on earth, but are still too stingy to hire enough third world staff to answer their calls in a timely manner. In contrast to the miserly way they invest in customer service, they have created a system of charging that would make mobster shylocking activities seem genteel. The cream of the jest is that the internet service works intermitently at best.